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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Bonnaroo / Creamtastic For All You Jobless Hippies: Get Bonnaroo Tix on Layaway 'til Dec. 31

Posted by Tracy Moore on Tue, Dec 1, 2009 at 4:33 PM

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That's right. Now you can buy Bonnaroo tix (lineup coming soon!) on layaway for five easy payments of $50. That's five whole bags of weed, fool. Actually, I don't know what $50 buys you anymore in toke-land--$250 is like the price of my gas bill in February. So skip your gas bill. Or skip rent for a month. Or pawn your guitars. Whatever it takes to guarantee you'll be mud-slidin' and 'shroom-dosin' come June of next year. But act fast: This holiday pre-sale bonanza blitz bop ends Dec. 31. Do it for yourself. Or your friends. Or your country.

Or, as Cream colleague D. Patrick Rodgers offered (paraphrasing): It's the perfect Christmas gift for someone you're only gonna be with for like a month. You give them the ticket, then break up, and you've only made one payment. Spoken like a true twentysomething bro-dawg who'll be shirtless at Bonnaroo. Get in line, ladies!

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As evidenced by my Tanneroo this year, I seldom remove my shirt.

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Posted by d. patrick on December 1, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Did someone say five whole bags of weed?

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Posted by Gold on December 1, 2009 at 4:58 PM

60

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Posted by wh on December 1, 2009 at 9:49 PM

weed is so not cool. haven't u tried a camel?

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Posted by nice on December 2, 2009 at 2:29 AM

I'm a hippy and I already got my first tier ticket. paid in full.
later haters.

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Posted by Fluffhead on December 2, 2009 at 7:56 AM

i meant to say 5 bags of weed and 5 sticks a butter(mmmm butter, gravy..), "god.... please don't heart attack me. "

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Posted by gold on December 3, 2009 at 7:35 PM

now I see it..

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Posted by Culfible on December 12, 2009 at 9:00 AM
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