It's caption contest time again, kiddies! We just got word this morning, so this'll have to be a quickie. The two best captions will get one ticket each to tonight's Charlie Louvin, Dex Romweber Duo & Caitlin Rose show at Exit/In. As always, funny rules, and be sure to include your email in the proper field. (We won't publish it, but we'll need it to notify our winners.) Contest ends at 4 p.m. today. Go!
Update: We have our winners. Thanks for playing!
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New from Acme: the Make-Your-Own Centaur Kit Elvis Edition! (Some disassembly required.)
Woah Nellie! No one gets my peanut butter banana sandwich on a first date.
Is that a peanut butter/banana sammich in your draws?...or are you just happy to see me?!?
Michael, this is obviously a picture of Graceland. It's legal in Graceland.
I meant to say, "Well good morning to YOU, Priscilla!"
just give me tha tix.
His voice meaning so much to him... Elvis feels naked to the world when feeling a little horse. WaWaaaaa!
Coming soon to Vegas...
An Elvis impersonator and a donkey impersonator team up for the Elvis Donkey show!
Joe and Ole' Buck both thought they were studs... Sadly, no one had the heart to tell them the truth.
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!
Cheers!
Both man and beast stopped a moment to consider the ramifications of riding bareback in a speedo.
You're just gonna leave your shoes on?!!!
Well YOU'RE the one wearing your socks to bed all the time!
After reading about that there Europa and a bull, Randy thought he had hisself an idear...
Fearing the senility of his old friend future John Rich bellows out " Dammit Big Kenny, I said whores..not horse!!!"
Little did the unsuspecting equine know, Elvis could conceal up to 13 firearms in his speedo and man-boobs alone.
there are some MAJOR duds in here. ya'll can do better.
that is all.
Horse: No, no, I'm not saying you have a wooden heart, I'm saying you have Atherosclerosis.
After the fire dies down, "Snorky" Misty's less famous sibling, has to live with the fallout of his youth's unbridled passion
"A little less conversation, a little more action please."
In a rare candid photo, prior to Cheers fame, George Wendt demonstrates a rare soft view of himself, differing from his later acerbic wit and keen sartorial sensibilty
keith richards and jack white enjoying some downtime between recordings.