It's time once again for a Cream caption contest, and little foxes, we've got lots of goodies to give away this time. Perhaps you've heard of the new Lars Von Trier joint Antichrist, a film my colleague Jim Ridley--who has seen approximately every movie ever made--describes as "messed-up." (This coming from a guy who wears a Battle Royale shirt to work.) So of course you want to go see it, right? It opens Friday at The Belcourt and we've got some associated booty to give away to you good folks who write funny captions.
First place gets two tickets to Friday's screening at The Belcourt plus a "Chaos Reigns" T-shirt. Second and third place get a T-shirt each. Designs and a trailer after the jump. As always, be sure to include your email address in the proper field. (It won't be published, but we'll need it to contact winners.) Enter as many captions as you like.
Contest ends at 3 p.m. Thursday. Go!
Update: Congrats to our winners, and thanks everyone for playing!
Aaaaaand you totally want a T-shirt of that last scene. But here are the actual designs: