Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Creamtastic Aerosmith Reunites!
Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 11:22 AM
That's right! Human punch line Steven Tyler reunited with Aerosmith after a harrowing six-day solo stint. Whew! Crisis averted! I was damn near positive the walking Muppet had taken a shine to the necessary painkillers one would need after hilariously falling offstage (ha), and swiftly descended into the hollow inner life of the addict: alone, broken, irreparably damaged. I wouldn't wish that fate upon anyone. Except Steven Tyler. Really had my hopes up there for a minute.
As you were!
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Worst news since Fox called Florida.
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Ashley, you might be surprised to know a lot of people wish you'd go away for good, too. You offer no insight into anything you write about, and you have nothing in the way of talent/credibility to back up your snarky, mean-spirited posts. Hope you keep your job at the scene, b/c any future employer would be surprised to read all the archived bs you've written...
Plastic-faced Mick Jagger wanna-be piece of shit! I was really hoping he would form a new band with Eddie Van Halen and THAT band would die in a horrible plane crash. I'm leaving the rhythm section open to debate. Thoughts?
If it's any consolation Ashley, I hope you keep your job at the Scene, too, because I know just what it's like to be paid without having any talent or credibility. And it's awesome!
While this is a perfect opportunity for a Travis Barker joke, I'll save it for it for later. I wanna say Tommy Lee should assume drumming duties, but that's too obvious. Let's go instead with Don Henley. A shittier drummer and bigger prick—although not literally.
On bass I'd go with Geddy Lee. Even on an instrumental like "YYZ," where he mercifully spares us his eunuch vox, he manages to make a noise that's annoying as fuck.
An honorable mention goes out to that swoopy-haired douche from Fall Out Boy.
A shittier drummer and bigger prick—although not literally.
Wait, did you just admit to watching a Don Henley sex tape?
...all I can say is that lip-less skin-beater can really "take it to the limit."
Sorry guys, I got no real problem with Don Henely. Don't you know in 2008, he was ranked the 87th greatest singer of all time by Rolling Stone magazine? (source: Wikipedia)
Ashley, you might be surprised to know a lot of people wish you'd go away for good, too.
Hey Ashley, you want me to kick this guy's ass? Cause I totally will.
You can meet me at the next JEFF show...i'll be the guy on stage with Jamin written on my guitar...
"On bass I'd go with Geddy Lee. Even on an instrumental like "YYZ," where he mercifully spares us his eunuch vox, he manages to make a noise that's annoying as fuck."
Fucking brilliant. Now THAT'S the insight that I (don't) pay for.
I gotta take up for Geddy Lee here. OK, I am a HUGE Rush fan but I get that his voice pisses people off! I was shooting for the douche factor on this so I faithfully submit Gene Simmons on bass and Phil Collins on drums. Fuck both of them! Maybe Yngwie on second guitar and Axl sharing vocal duties and add 90% of all keyboard players. Now THATs a fucking band of douches!
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