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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Whatevs Thursday Riddle

Posted by D. Patrick Rodgers on Thu, Nov 5, 2009 at 11:12 AM

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Q: What has three legs and a dick on it? Find out after the jump. A: A drum throne.
click to enlarge Douche looks like a lady.
  • Douche looks like a lady.
Making a joke about drummers being dicks is sort of like making a joke about the Irish being drunks. It's OK as long as you are one. A drummer, that is. Not a dick. (HT: Cash)

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How many noise kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Some obscure number you've never even heard of.
I have to give my friend Erin Mossey credit for that one.

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Posted by HighonLife on 11/05/2009 at 12:14 PM

Did you hear about the drummer that got locked in his car?
It took the bass player 20 minutes to get him out.
(yep, been a drummer since I was four)
an oldie but a goodie:
How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
The knock keeps speeding up and slowing down.

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Posted by jas on 11/05/2009 at 1:03 PM

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they have machines to do that now.

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Posted by burrito on 11/05/2009 at 1:16 PM

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians all the time? a drummer.

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Posted by paul on 11/05/2009 at 1:17 PM

What do you call 1000 drummers chained together at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.

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Posted by John on 11/05/2009 at 1:21 PM

How do you get the drummer off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 11/05/2009 at 2:03 PM

Q: What do Ginger Baker and coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.

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Posted by Gold on 11/05/2009 at 2:06 PM

hahahahahahahaha..... i told you i was freaky baybay

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Posted by cash on 11/05/2009 at 2:49 PM

pay for the pizza

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Posted by Tristen on 11/05/2009 at 7:42 PM

Q: How do you tell if the stage is level?
A: Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

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Posted by Jack on 11/06/2009 at 8:28 AM

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: One of them can keep a beat and it won't fuck your girlfriend.

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Posted by Z on 11/06/2009 at 2:42 PM
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