OK, it's time once again for a caption contest--winner gets two tickets to see The Whigs and The Features tomorrow (Thursday) night at The Cannery Ballroom. As always, funny rules, and be sure to fill out the email address field in the comment box. We won't publish your address but will need it to inform the victor of his or her spoils. Contest ends today at 5 p.m., so get on it. Go! Congrats to our winner, Funtimes--enjoy the show!
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Rocky just had to make a quick trip to the bathroom vending machine before picking up his date to the senior prom. Slurpees are better than corsages, right?
Maine didn't get the Cash For Clunkers memo
They were making good time but Big and Rich both have bladders like eight year old girls.
I'm a cowboy.
On a steel horse I ride.
And I'm wanted...(waaaanted)...dead or alive.
Gone are the days of champagne and flowers...but at least The Features have tour support.
The Dickson County Marching Band made it to the State Finals this year!!!
Wow. The guy who drives that must have an enormous penis.
Luke Skyfarmer: Yep, I b'lieve that there star destroyer is a 57... Yep... warp drive and positraction; they don' make em like that no more!
After drinking too much of Kings of Leon's champagne the Ettes were demoted to this Mt. Juliet cruiser.
Holt one second, will that take me down to the wraslin match?
Immediately following The Features and The Whigs: The Followill's heinous "merch" vehicle will be selling their ludicrous clothing line half price if you can sing a verse from "Situation Gone Bad".
Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TRUCK? Now with more MOLECULES!
Hey Caleb, before we go to Whiskey Kitchen can I just run in and grab some Slim Jims?
nashville's answer to brett michael's "rock of love: tour bus"...
One of the test drivers from Ford accidentially allowed a picture of their 2006 prototype of the Ford Exstupia to be taken while he went to grab a slurpee. It was later scraped for low gas mileage.
i like big trucks and i cannot lie
you other rednecks can't deny
when a truck roll's up to this shitty place
with eleventeen doors just in case
you get sprung. mmm double up.
I'm sure that caption would be hilarious if I had the slightest clue who Matt Pelham is.
@Tobin: No big deal that you don't know he has twins. But it makes me sad to have to tell you that Pelham is The Features' frontman. Do you read our blog, or just scan for Lost references and posts from Ashley Spurgeon?
Do you read our blog, or just scan for Lost references and posts from Ashley?
Busted.
Honestly, band-member name knowledge is pretty difficult when you d/l all your music. For example: I've listened to Isis' 'Wavering Radiant' probably a dozen times since it was released. Good album. But I haven't a clue what any of their names are.