Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Caption Contest: The Whigs & The Features Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Posted by Steve Haruch on Wed, Nov 4, 2009 at 10:00 AM

click to enlarge Matt Pelham, please quit having twins.
  • Matt Pelham, please quit having twins.

OK, it's time once again for a caption contest--winner gets two tickets to see The Whigs and The Features tomorrow (Thursday) night at The Cannery Ballroom. As always, funny rules, and be sure to fill out the email address field in the comment box. We won't publish your address but will need it to inform the victor of his or her spoils. Contest ends today at 5 p.m., so get on it. Go! Congrats to our winner, Funtimes--enjoy the show!

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The Duggars family car.

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Posted by courto on 11/04/2009 at 10:14 AM

Rocky just had to make a quick trip to the bathroom vending machine before picking up his date to the senior prom. Slurpees are better than corsages, right?

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Posted by Janet on 11/04/2009 at 10:17 AM

Lambchop reunites all its members, tours

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Posted by wh on 11/04/2009 at 10:18 AM

Maine didn't get the Cash For Clunkers memo

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Posted by Max and the Wild Things on 11/04/2009 at 10:39 AM

They were making good time but Big and Rich both have bladders like eight year old girls.

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Posted by lumberjack on 11/04/2009 at 10:40 AM

I'm a cowboy.
On a steel horse I ride.
And I'm wanted...(waaaanted)...dead or alive.

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Posted by HighonLife on 11/04/2009 at 11:00 AM

Gone are the days of champagne and flowers...but at least The Features have tour support.

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Posted by Bawston Sean on 11/04/2009 at 11:17 AM

The Dickson County Marching Band made it to the State Finals this year!!!

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Posted by bryan on 11/04/2009 at 11:27 AM

Wow. The guy who drives that must have an enormous penis.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on 11/04/2009 at 11:29 AM

It' Prom Season in Tennessee!!

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Posted by Amanda on 11/04/2009 at 11:36 AM

It's the elusive redneck cootie catcher

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Posted by bouateyou on 11/04/2009 at 11:48 AM

GM's attempt to corner the Mexican market.

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Posted by evan on 11/04/2009 at 11:50 AM

Pictured: Conception site of John Rich, Jr.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 11/04/2009 at 11:53 AM

Luke Skyfarmer: Yep, I b'lieve that there star destroyer is a 57... Yep... warp drive and positraction; they don' make em like that no more!

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Posted by jas on 11/04/2009 at 11:56 AM

There, I fixed it.

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Posted by TB Josh on 11/04/2009 at 12:05 PM

After drinking too much of Kings of Leon's champagne the Ettes were demoted to this Mt. Juliet cruiser.

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Posted by wh on 11/04/2009 at 12:14 PM

Holt one second, will that take me down to the wraslin match?

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Posted by nick on 11/04/2009 at 12:23 PM

My super sweet 16 comes to east TN!

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Posted by snicker on 11/04/2009 at 1:09 PM

Now that is what I call a Subububububububurban.

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Posted by hayden on 11/04/2009 at 1:59 PM

Next stop, Hollywood Disco!

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Posted by orangeslut on 11/04/2009 at 2:35 PM

"Matt! Quick, to the Ghostfinger mobile!"

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Posted by kanye twitty on 11/04/2009 at 2:44 PM

Immediately following The Features and The Whigs: The Followill's heinous "merch" vehicle will be selling their ludicrous clothing line half price if you can sing a verse from "Situation Gone Bad".

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Posted by Dude on 11/04/2009 at 2:54 PM

GM's early attempts at mass transit for rural communities...

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Posted by jas on 11/04/2009 at 3:02 PM

This venue is better than The Cannery

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Posted by Missus on 11/04/2009 at 3:48 PM

Matt Pelham, please quit having twins..

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Posted by Funtimes on 11/04/2009 at 3:49 PM

Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TRUCK? Now with more MOLECULES!

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Posted by Jenn on 11/04/2009 at 3:57 PM

I see a 16th birthday present in the gosselin's future.

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Posted by jurly on 11/04/2009 at 4:20 PM

Should have parked one spot to the right.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 11/04/2009 at 4:36 PM

"Welcome to The Whigs/Features afterparty"

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Posted by funtimes on 11/04/2009 at 4:45 PM

I gotta get all my wives slurpees somehow...

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Posted by Dana Lalevee on 11/04/2009 at 4:45 PM

Hey Caleb, before we go to Whiskey Kitchen can I just run in and grab some Slim Jims?

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Posted by Matthew on 11/04/2009 at 4:49 PM

nashville's answer to brett michael's "rock of love: tour bus"...

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Posted by dannyjo on 11/04/2009 at 4:57 PM

One of the test drivers from Ford accidentially allowed a picture of their 2006 prototype of the Ford Exstupia to be taken while he went to grab a slurpee. It was later scraped for low gas mileage.

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Posted by Donnie Oldschool on 11/04/2009 at 5:01 PM

@ hayden: good one.

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Posted by wh on 11/04/2009 at 11:11 PM

i like big trucks and i cannot lie
you other rednecks can't deny
when a truck roll's up to this shitty place
with eleventeen doors just in case
you get sprung. mmm double up.

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Posted by kanye twitty on 11/05/2009 at 5:45 AM

Too late. But...
Saskwatch Hearse.

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Posted by Maybe on 11/05/2009 at 10:22 AM

I'm sure that caption would be hilarious if I had the slightest clue who Matt Pelham is.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on 11/05/2009 at 4:36 PM

@Tobin: No big deal that you don't know he has twins. But it makes me sad to have to tell you that Pelham is The Features' frontman. Do you read our blog, or just scan for Lost references and posts from Ashley Spurgeon?

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Posted by d. patrick on 11/05/2009 at 6:18 PM

Do you read our blog, or just scan for Lost references and posts from Ashley?
Busted.
Honestly, band-member name knowledge is pretty difficult when you d/l all your music. For example: I've listened to Isis' 'Wavering Radiant' probably a dozen times since it was released. Good album. But I haven't a clue what any of their names are.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on 11/06/2009 at 9:25 AM
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