Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Lenny Kravitz Fan Sneaks Into The Ryman, Flies Away (to Jail)

Posted by Steve Haruch on Wed, Oct 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM

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What would you do to get into a Lenny Kravitz show? More or less than what you'd do-ooh-ooh for a Klondike bar? One crazed L.K. fan tried to fake her way into The Ryman last night. Emphasis here on "tried." Brantley Hargrove reports over at Pith in the Wind:

Here's what the cops say happened:

Jessica Poe went to the Ryman Monday evening and claimed she was an employee slated to work that night, according to police affidavits. There was no record of this and a Ryman employee told her to get lost. So Poe lurked around the entrance, waiting for her opportunity -- a time-honored strategy slightly more original than Kravitz's songwriting. So when a stagehand opened a door, Poe allegedly sprinted past and disappeared into "the main office."

When she was spotted, she fled out back and was detained by security. Police arrested Poe and took her into booking, but there was a semantic problem. The sign at the entrance of the booking area read "Prisoners Only." No, Poe asserted, she is no prisoner. Then she fell to the ground, police say, forcing the officers to carry her. Add resisting arrest to that criminal trespass charge.

She should have been hanging out at Jack's!

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" a time-honored strategy slightly more original than Kravitz's songwriting." - - -
I'm guessing the cops didn't say this.

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Posted by Ryan Truso on 10/28/2009 at 11:13 AM

Lenny who?

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Posted by Andrew J. on 10/28/2009 at 12:19 PM

Actually Ryan we did say that.

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Posted by The Cops on 10/28/2009 at 2:44 PM

Do I sense a bit of envy. We sure know that no woman are chasing your lame ass. LK rocks!

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Posted by Nashvegas Studio Musician on 10/29/2009 at 1:24 PM

We don't have to chase lame asses... They don't run very far or fast.

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Posted by women who chase on 10/30/2009 at 1:45 PM

SEE LENNY KRAVITZ ALL WOMEN ARE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING......HE IS SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL...SO HANDSOME....SO HUNKKKKK...SO HOTTTTTTTTTTT....SO SEXYYYYYYYY...I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE IS BEAUTIFUL VOICEEEEEEEE...I LOVE YOU LENNY KRAVITZZZZZZZZZZ

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Posted by claudia kravitz on 11/20/2009 at 11:45 AM

SEE LENNY KRAVITZ ALL WOMEN ARE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING......HE IS SO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL...SO HANDSOME....SO HUNKKKKK...SO HOTTTTTTTTTTT....SO SEXYYYYYYYY...I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE IS BEAUTIFUL VOICEEEEEEEE...I LOVE YOU LENNY KRAVITZZZZZZZZZZ

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Posted by claudia kravitz on 11/20/2009 at 11:45 AM

Ya shes a crazy bitch bumped into her in my past life

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Posted by shesawhore on 04/03/2010 at 11:05 PM
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