Friday, October 9, 2009

And So It Begins: Folks Already Concocting 'Best of the Aughts' Album Countdowns

Posted by D. Patrick Rodgers on Fri, Oct 9, 2009 at 12:52 PM

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Hey guys, we're just about to carve yet another decade-sized notch in the belt of human history. I guess it hadn't really dawned on me yet--or you either, I'll bet--but the culturally confused decade known as The Aughts is in its final months. And you know what that means: Time for lists! As everyone knows, decade-end lists are exactly 10 times as important as year-end lists, and they pander even harder to a given magazine/website's niche readership.

Wanna see whether or not the staff at Uncut is really old? Wanna see how many bands in Pitchfork's 20 favorite records of the '00s have animals in their names? (Hint: It's more than two.) Not that it matters. This is totally a moot exercise, since a Mayan dragon's going to swallow the sun in 2012. Or something.

Uncut's list of the "150 Greatest Albums of the 21st Century" can be found only in print, but their Top 20 is as follows:

20 Amy Winehouse - Back to Black

19 Bruce Springsteen - The Rising

18 Kate Bush - Aerial

17 The White Stripes - Elephant

16 LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

15 Radiohead - In Rainbows

14 Primal Scream - XTRMNTR

13 Gillian Welch - Time (The Revelator)

12 Portishead - Third

11 The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots

10 Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes

09 Ryan Adams - Heartbreaker

08 Bob Dylan - Modern Times

07 Arcade Fire - Funeral

06 Robert Plant and Alison Krauss - Raising Sand

05 The Strokes - Is This It

04 Brian Wilson - Smile

03 Wilco - A Ghost is Born

02 Bob Dylan - Love and Theft

01 The White Stripes - White Blood Cells

Note the presence of two Bob Dylan records in the Top 10, not to mention two White Stripes records and exactly the wrong Wilco album. I'd hear an argument for In Rainbows being No. 15, but not without Kid A in a slot somewhere between there and No. 1. Alright, that list is making me feel grumpy. Let's turn to Pitchfork, who concocted a list of the 200 "Greatest Albums of the '00s." The Top 20:

20 Interpol - Turn On The Bright Lights

19 Spoon - Kill The Moonlight

18 Kanye West - Late Registration

17 LCD Soundsystem - Sound Of Silver

16 Sufjan Stevens - Illinois

15 The Knife - Silent Shout

14 Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion

13 OutKast - Stankonia

12 The White Stripes - White Blood Cells

11 Ghostface Killah - Supreme Clientele

10 The Avalanches - Since I Left You

09 Panda Bear - Person Pitch

08 Sigur Rós - Ágætis Byrjun

07 The Strokes - Is This It

06 Modest Mouse - The Moon & Antarctica

05 Jay-Z - The Blueprint

04 Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

03 Daft Punk - Discovery

02 Arcade Fire - Funeral

01 Radiohead - Kid A

They got Wilco right this time, but that Spoon record? Any Sufjan Stevens record? Alright, alright. No one's going to be 100 percent satisfied, and I know the point of lists like these is to generate debate; to inspire comments and get folks composing their own lists. But it seems to me that when a staff compiles a Top Whatever and starts making compromises to squeeze in a hip-hop record here and an electro record there (but no metal?), they end up watering the list down and canceling themselves out.

Until I see a bit more Built to Spill and a bit more Elliott Smith, I'm probably just going to wait for a Top 100 Greatest Rock Lists of the Past Century list or something. Hell, it makes more sense than a list with Arctic Monkeys, Muse, Green Day's American Idiot and (somehow) three Radiohead records in the Top 10.

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Silent Shout is one of the greatest records of all time, i would have ranked it higher and Discovery would be my top choice, hands down. although late in the the decade, i would nominate Myths of the Near Future by the Klaxons & Metronomy's Nights Out which were the best records of 07 & 08.

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Posted by Justin Cakes on 10/09/2009 at 1:21 PM

While we're at it, let's do the nineteen-aughts. Bert Williams would have to be right up there.

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Posted by Pete Wilson on 10/09/2009 at 1:50 PM

Until I see a bit more Built to Spill
There last great album was Keep it Like a Secret - which was released in early '99.
ps. I've not yet heard the new one.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on 10/09/2009 at 4:47 PM

I'm an Ancient Melodies fan. Might be one of the less beloved B2S records, but it's still stronger than half the shit on that list. "Strange" with Sam Coomes on keys? Badass.
The new one is my record of the day. Currently listening.

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Posted by d. patrick on 10/09/2009 at 5:00 PM

kid a? more like, "ok, atari". shit.

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Posted by bluevelvet on 10/09/2009 at 7:07 PM
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