Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Creamtastic Caption Contest: Decemberists Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]
Posted by Adam Gold on Wed, Sep 23, 2009 at 2:36 PM
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two of these every day after my workout is how i got this body and mustache. in a few more weeks my body chest and shoulders will be covered with thick, black, carpet like hair.
Chris and Greg Crofton at the Gallatin Rd. Y gettin' swolt yo! Watch out WRVU!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD! IF BEST OF BREAD DOESN'T COME BACK I'M GOING TO EAT THIS MONGOLOID!!
SGT. Dozier
it seemed only appropriate that the first place trophy in the International Dwarf Tossing Finals be an actual dwarf itself.
"Look, I know you feel stupid but just trust me. We're going to Photoshop a miniaturized image of Samir into your hand so it looks like you're holding him. It'll be hilarious."
Downtown YMCA - m4m - 32 (downtown)
Date: 2009-23-10, 5:17PM CDT
I saw you by the bench-press checking out my package while you were playing with your "little man".
* Location: downtown
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
"I won a caption contest on the Nashville Cream and all i got was a genetic malfunction"
psst... crofton. three virgins and a scratch 'em off sez you can't cram this thing out the other!
-Director of Student Media Chris Carroll and
General Manager Mikil Taylor
I love Smackey's and Casio's.... anyways...
"I bench press my little friend while he bench presses the turds we use to paint on our mustaches."
You think Little Man's flexing now. Wait til he's wrastlin' the gerbil in my a-hole.
I give you 2 camels, a goat and my little friend here; For one night alone with you... Mister Gold.
Boy. Jamie wasn't kidding when he said he had some new ideas for the Wash. This new pint and pie night is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Afghan election officials locate the culprit of recent complications in a Kabol ballot box. He will spend his remaining days training with Gaucho to entertain the new President prior to his execution.
Recently unearthed: A still frame from an underground MLB supported PSA meant to convey adverse effects of steroid usage
Olympic hopeful Gaucho reveals that his controversial 'bulge' is still intact and 100% real, even after removing what some physicians are referring to as "the first human parasite" from his genital region.
"If you're wondering what my bitch's name is, it is Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior."
Geppeto is horrified to learn that it can take a long time for a puppet to become real.
Without funds for proper statues, this year's Uzbekistani Oscar Awards ceremony went on with a "little" help from volunteers.
Hi, my name is Bob Ashfelhominata after training at the Agni Krishna world gym I was awarded India's worlds strongest Vishnu follower with this life like trophy. You too can workout with our state of the art equipment and Dell help desk support team in the back. So get off your Ganesa and come on down to the Agni Krishna world gym.
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