Friday, September 18, 2009

Caption Contest: KISS Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]

Posted By on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 7:01 AM

click to enlarge Middle aged KISS fans and stars of the niche market amateur porn series "Ready to Pop" celebrate the 22nd anniversary of the release of the album "Love Gun."I SWEAR TO GOD! IF ALICE IN CHAINS DON'T COME BACK I'M GONNA KILL THIS WHORE!! -SGT. Dozier
  • Middle aged KISS fans and stars of the niche market amateur porn series "Ready to Pop" celebrate the 22nd anniversary of the release of the album "Love Gun."

    I SWEAR TO GOD! IF ALICE IN CHAINS DON'T COME BACK I'M GONNA KILL THIS WHORE!! -SGT. Dozier

You know the deal. Try your damnedest to come up with the funniest caption for the above image. If you win, you will be awarded tickets to go see KISS at the Sommet Center on Oct. 28. The Cream has two pairs of tickets to give away, so that means there will be two winners.

I don't know a single self-respecting rock 'n' roll fan who wouldn't go see KISS for free--at least out of curiosity--so please make a concerted effort here. You have no idea how disappointing it is to us when none of the captions are funny.

As always, be sure to include your email address in the proper field. (It won't be published, but we'll need it to contact the winner.) Winners will be announced at 4:30 p.m. today. Go!

Update:

Congrats to our winners. There were truly some hilarious entries this time. Feel free to keep commenting, though your only reward henceforth will be knowing you've made us all laugh.

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