I couldn't think of a style that was timely and inoffensive, so I just opted to put Gold's head on a panda bear. Here are tonight's shows:
The Rabbit Press Release at Cannery Ballroom feat. The Non-Commissioned Officers, Turbo Fruits, Darla Farmer, Silver Seas & Madi Diaz. Plus a drag show, loads of art and drink specials! Not to oversell it or anything.
Upstairs at Mercy Lounge is The Dynamites feat. Charles Walker's Burn It Down CD Release w/Betty Harris and the Believers & DeRobert Adams and the Half-Truths. I can tell you, as can Maloney, Burn It Down is badass.
Letitia Wolf w/Vandaveer & more at The Basement.
Buzzfest at Riverfront. That sweet party will feature Alice in Chains, Mudvayne, Chevelle, Cage the Elephant & Framing Hanley. "If you're the kind of person who can look at a press photo of Mudvayne without laughing," says Adam Gold, "then Buzzfest is sure to be your jam."
BFF, A brand-new Dance Night over at Mad Donna's feat. tunes spun by Fan Fiction and Scene shutterbug Steve Cross a.k.a. DJ Burgers.
Luna Halo w/Social Ghost & more at 12th & Porter.
Roger Creager w/Trent Willmon at Exit/In.
Six Gun Lullaby w/Juanita & The Rabbit at The End.
Sweet Eastern Saint at The 5 Spot.
The rest is here. Please provide corrections and additions in the comments. Now let's all go down to the river and get our rage on!