ATTENTION COUNTRY MUSIC STARS:
According to a message posted to Texts From Last Night, it seems that one of y'all got to badonkadonkin' with a certain lady with a Wisconsin phone number--and now that very same lady is wondering if she might could get in touch with you regarding the fruit of your loins.
(608): How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
She doesn't even know what label you're on? You dog.
So anyway, Unknown Randy Country Star, this is your chance to, uh, come clean, right here on Nashville Cream! It's like an episode of Maury!