Friday, August 21, 2009

Fake Misfits Play 527 Main Dec. 1

Posted by Adam Gold on Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 2:45 PM

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The Misfits were one of the greatest bands of all-time. The combination of poppy melodies with lyrics about macabre subjects such as mother-rape, baby killing, zombies or anything else that fits under the umbrella of the American nightmare and combination of Holland/Dozier/Holland-level songwriting with barely competent garage-band musicianship are juxtapositions that define punk rock as I see it--a re-contextualization and subversion of convention. I know Holland/Dozier/Holland--Motown's top-shelf songwriting team--is a hyperbolic comparison, but seriously, in a town full of songwriters if just one of you could write something as good as "Skulls" I'd suck my own dick.

I say "were" in reference to The Misfits because without Glenn Danzig's Presley-esque bellow anything bearing the moniker is just an imitation. Since 1996, various sans-Danzig incarnations of the band have exhausted The Misfits brand, casting it into irrelevance as a paycheck posing as a roid-ragin' muscle-bound juggalo with a devilock.

However, the current Misfits lineup consists of original member Jerry Only, Robo (!) and Black Flag's Dez Cadena--a ragtag roster of authentic punks engaged in a symbiotic relationship to earn dough on the punk rock oldies circuit. It's kind of like the Tonight Show trajectory of Carson > Leno < O'Brien. A step in the right direction but still, as far as I'm concerned, no Danzig no deal. If you're less of a purist than I and want to see some old punks covering up their wrinkles with face paint then you'll be happy to know that The Misfits 4.0 will be appearing at 527 Main St. in Murfreesboro on Dec. 1.

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Thanks for this. I got in a discussion about whether it was worth it to go to That Place In Murfreesboro Where Pac-Man Spit On That Girl to see The "Misfits."
I, like you, contend that if Glenn Danzig isn't in the band, it ain't The Misfits.

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Posted by JR on August 21, 2009 at 2:51 PM

This incarnation of the Misfits did the worst 50's cover album,they fuckin did Monster Mash on it,they shouldn't be allowed to call themselves the Misfits!Jerry Only has fallen the fuck off the ledge!!!!!!Can you blame Danzig for not wanting them to continue and fighting for the name in court?!Doyle opened for Danzig on tour in '06 and they did Misfits songs!That shit was live!!!!!!!!

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Posted by wait a minute I'm ddt!!!!!!!!!!! on August 21, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Since they're already playing, why don't Dez and Robo just open up the show as "Black Flag"?
This is some funny shit, Gold.

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Posted by ryan on August 21, 2009 at 8:08 PM

much better Dez than Michael Graves, the republican punk.
And yeah. there's more Black Flag in that lineup than Misfits... though I guess Robo spent plenty of time in both.
sadly, i think i may end up having to go to this... can't wait to hear what Dead Chain sound like!

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Posted by casio on August 22, 2009 at 4:37 PM

Michael Graves got owned on The Daily Show. Ed Helms that dude from the Hangover movie and The Office calls him a moron right to his face. hilarious
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-22-2004/preview---6-23-04

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Posted by Anonymous on August 23, 2009 at 2:35 AM

Ha Ha! I remember watching that episode. Hilarious. Michael Graves might be a Bushie douche but I will give him credit for his fervent support of the West Memphis Three.

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Posted by Gold on August 23, 2009 at 9:05 AM

Danzig sucks since the Misfits
The Misfits suck since Danzig
It's sad. At this point, I wouldn't go see them even if Danzig came back.
But I will ride down the road, bumping the shit out of "Vampira"!

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Posted by Anonymous on August 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM

If you wouldn't go see them if Danzig came back then you aren't really a fan.Dude Danzig's first album was the shit,Lucifuge wasn't too bad but thereafter,suck!You forgot about Samhain too. Even the song Danzig did on the Less than Zero soundtrack was pretty good.The new Misfits suck because Danzig wrote all the original shit and came up with the original concept,Jerry Only is just wearing a costume and sucking the teet of the glory days.

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Posted by wait a minute I'm ddt!!!!!!!!! on August 24, 2009 at 1:13 PM

god that video is funny. republican punk? what's with that giant lump growing out of the side of that guys head? is that where the crazy is growing?

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Posted by Anonymous on August 24, 2009 at 2:35 PM
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