Friday, July 24, 2009
Creamtastic Let's Not Leave This Up to Fate, Guy With the White Pants
Posted by Tracy Moore on Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 3:24 PM
OK, I'll bite. So there's this guitarist wearing white jeans playing at Edgehill Studios. And there's this photographer woman taking pictures of him who becomes very smitten and aroused. And the next thing ya know, it gosh-darnit sorta sounds like a recipe for a Penthouse letter!
are you the guitarist with the white pants? - w4m (edgehill studios, nashville)you were wearing these scrumptious white pants while you played guitar at edgehill studios and all i could think about was getting in them. i was the girl taking pictures of your lower half. let's not leave this up to fate... contact me and let's make both our dreams cum true...
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Let's not forget this gem - it has a concert, a parking garage, holding hands with mom and dad and vaguely-pedophiliac undertones. Everything you could hope for!
We rode the elevator from the 5th level of the parking garage adjacent to the auditorium. You are MOST BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SWEETHEART that I have seen in a long, long time- you are very petite, had on jeans and a dark blouse, and what looked like 2 cell phones in your back pockets. You smiled at me twice, I thought I was going to pass out both times! Your dad (big guy, dressed in all black) held hands with you and your mom once we got to ground level. I wanted to compliement you while in the elevator, but I didn't want to disrespect your parents. I looked for you all during the show, but couldn't find you anywhere. I know this is a long shot, but a buddy of mine suggested using this site to get the word out. I just wanted to let you know that you will be on my mind for awhile. I'm sure that I will never see you again, but maybe someone who knows that you went to the concert and sees this description will tell you. If I had to guess, I'd say you are late teens? If this message finds it way to you and you want to reply, confirm what kind of shoes you were wearing- your mom commented on them as we walked to the entrance. Rock on!
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That could have been her boyfriend, not her dad. Who holds hands with their dad past the age of like, 7? The lady that he thought was the mom was clearly the third in this rock'n'rollin' polyamorous relationship.
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