Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Creamtastic Caption Contest: Sonic Youth Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]
Posted by D. Patrick Rodgers on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 12:28 PM
I'm sure I don't have to remind you good folks that the Youth will be playing War Memorial this Saturday, July 11. After all, we already told you all about it and shared a track from their latest, The Eternal. Here's to the MP3 of their song "Sacred Trickster," bee tee dub.
So here's the news you can use: We've been given two pairs of tickets to Saturday night's show, and we thought to ourselves, "Hey, why the hell not another cool-ass caption contest?" We swear a lot when we think to ourselves. The usual rules apply. In regard to the above photograph, post the most uproarious caption you can muster in the comments, and be sure to include your real name and an email address where we can reach you. We'll select our two winners Thursday at noon. Godspeed!
Update:
Our winners have been selected. Thanks for playing! Honorable mentions go to Donnie Oldschool and Bingham.
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After repeated requests from AEG Live, Jackson (seated) and his choreographers revised the 'Thriller' portion of the London concert series setlist to better suit the target audience.
After years in development, Lee Renaldo finally got his star turn in the reboot of Kirs Kristofferson's time travel masterpiece Millennium.
Though some doubted he would ever see its completion, Phil Bredesen (in wheelchair) was finally able to unveil his underground bunker in the presence of visiting intergalactic dignitaries while unveiling the hyperbaric chamber that allows him to live forever.
Sonic Youth experienced a critical and commercial resurgence after their high-concept rock opera Cameltoe finished it's record breaking run on Broadway.
Old Man Harkins had always been wealthy. But with this production, he could finally declare himself "eccentric".
After a stunning performance of their hit "Geriatric Riot" the band decided to forgo an encore, well knowing the "Early Bird" special ended at 5 pm.
I just want to know, what are you gonna do for me, I mean are you gonna liberate us girls from odd flesh jumpsuit wearing aesexual oppression...Tell it like it is.
Wall of Sound Accompanies Writhing Wave of Latex Lasciviousness in Tribute to Merce's Naughty Ninetieth
After the world economic collapse, Vegas was in such dire straights that the beset they could hope for was the Sonic Youth floor show. Kim Gordon in pasties may have been a new low.
Seminal noise rock band Sonic Youth announced recently that 90 year old choreographer Merce Cunningham will replace drummer Steve Shelley. During a press conference, Shelley noted that he was leaving the band after 14 years; stating, “Only dead fish go with the flow.”
2009 version of the "Kool Thing" video. Kool Thing sittin' with a kitty,
now you know you're sure lookin' pretty
like a lover not a dancer
superboy take a little chance here."
The 2009 Dr. X Doomsday Telethon also featured performances by Two Times One Minus One, R U Da 1?, and Kings of Leon.
In the early days before the X-gene surfaced, Professor Xavier's mutants were mostly just punk rockers.
Just give them to me please...
i'm broke, homeless, and still can't get divorced. Besides, all of my dreams start and end with scenes eerily similar to this.
also, my exes deadline is thursday @ noon. it would soften the blow if i was granted free sonic youth if i'm not granted the other at the same time.
The original Slim Goodbody announces the winner of the VH1 reality show, "I'm the Next Slim Goodbody!".
Thurston's Log: we have successfully made contact with the dramanites, and we are paving the way for future intergalactic relations. Sometimes I wish I had never signed on for this mission Martha, i miss you.
Thurston and Lee felt pretty stupid wearing matching outfits...until they got to the dress rehearsal.
NASA reveals top-secret 1973 lunar landing. Declares, "Houston, we have no problem."
Charles Widmore, having vaulted through time to 3011, gathered the remaining Dharma members to welcome the island's new inhabitants.
I find it honerable just to be mentioned next to Bingham.
So seriously, what do we get?
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