Thursday, June 25, 2009

You Are So Nashville If... Cheat Sheet

Posted by Steve Haruch on Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 11:47 AM

click to enlarge From David Berman's new book, 'The Portable February.'
  • From David Berman's new book, 'The Portable February.'

Hey suckers, the deadline for YASNI entries is tomorrow. As you probably already know, you just complete the sentence "You are so Nashville if..." with something funny.

If it's good, we put it in the paper. If it's totes roflcopter, you win a prize!* Maybe you've been 'racking your brain,' so to make things easy, here's a few trusty topics you can choose from:

marching bands

John Rich

sexes on fire

being on the guest list

blog comment punctuation

Bonnaroo

Jack White

wedding parties

what David Berman is doing at this moment

how things were so much better before

shows that should sell out but don't

what Warren Pash thinks about JEFF the Brotherhood

If you want, you can email your entry to YASNI [at] nashvillescene [dot] com.

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"totes roflcopter". Wow.

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Posted by Malina on 06/25/2009 at 12:07 PM

"totes roflcopter". Wow.

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Posted by Malina on 06/25/2009 at 12:08 PM

Double post with the iPhone. wow.

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Posted by malina on 06/25/2009 at 12:09 PM

YASNI ... you know what "totes roflcopter" means. Or care.

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Posted by Cabbage Babble on 06/25/2009 at 12:46 PM

YSNI you love and/or hate people you have never actually met based on their nashville cream comments.

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Posted by kita on 06/25/2009 at 1:12 PM

You are so Nashville if you're that same guy who wins every year.

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Posted by Ashley on 06/25/2009 at 2:22 PM

How about a "You are so Nashville Cream if" contest?
Wait, that could get ugly.

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Posted by HighonLife on 06/25/2009 at 3:51 PM

Yasni you are angry and jaded. But truly talented at the same time.

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Posted by mr. jimmy on 06/25/2009 at 4:02 PM

Or...YASNI you THINK you are truly talented, and then proceed to become angry and jaded when the masses dont' seem to agree.

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Posted by Tucker on 06/26/2009 at 12:48 PM
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