Hey suckers, the deadline for YASNI entries is tomorrow. As you probably already know, you just complete the sentence "You are so Nashville if..." with something funny.
If it's good, we put it in the paper. If it's totes roflcopter, you win a prize!* Maybe you've been 'racking your brain,' so to make things easy, here's a few trusty topics you can choose from:
sexes on fire
being on the guest list
blog comment punctuation
what David Berman is doing at this moment
how things were so much better before
shows that should sell out but don't
what Warren Pash thinks about JEFF the Brotherhood
If you want, you can email your entry to YASNI [at] nashvillescene [dot] com.