Thursday, June 11, 2009
Whatevs Bonnaroo Pissing Contest: Should I Get a Stadium Buddy?
Posted by Steve Haruch on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 7:07 AM
Aside from the heat, one of the hardest things about big outdoor festivals is the pissing--timing it, waiting for it, holding your breath while doing it, etc. I know it's probably too late to get one delivered in time, but should I buy a stadium buddy for Bonnaroo this year? Just check out all the advantages of the Stadium Pal:
- Eliminates frequent trips to restrooms
- Immediate access in areas with limited bathrooms
- Totally discrete, completely hidden beneath loose fitting jeans or pants (Use your best judgement)
- Easy and safe to use
- Not just for sporting events
Sounds perfect, no? I mean, it's only $30, and if it means I can avoid having a "going problem" while at Bonnaroo--while also maintaining excellent stage position for multiple kickass sets in a row--then maybe it's worth the expense. And the part where I'd basically be wearing a rubber all the time and carrying my own urine around in a bag strapped to my calf.
According to the website, the Stadium Pal "consists of three simple components: The Male External Catheter worn like a condom...a flexible hose with connector...Latex free straps...and a collection bag (1000 ml) with drain valve." That's over 32 ounces of not-having-to-go-to-the-honey-bucket! The only hard part, I predict, would be not making a weird face while I was peeing. Just ask David Sedaris.
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NO. The last thing I want to worry about is if you're urinating into a plastic sack on your leg while I'm standing next to you. Well, I won't have to worry too long as soon as you start smelling like burning hot piss.
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NO.
All I know is at Coachella, I drank 20 bottles of water a day and never had to piss because it was so fucking hot I sweated every bit of it out. And even if I hadn't, I would never use this...whatever this disgusting thing is. A port-a-potty is nasty, but at least you can leave it behind when you are done.
I just realized I could make my own using a discarded IV bag and the casing from a bratwurst!
All y'all haters can step, btw.
heat
piss
natural casing from ground meat product
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Sounds fine to me!
No problems there
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I don't know, I've completely filled a 32 ounce Gatorade bottle in a single road piss before... may not be worth the hassle
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