Friday, May 29, 2009

Dylan to Play Cannery Ballroom on Aug. 30

Posted by Adam Gold on Fri, May 29, 2009 at 4:00 PM

click to enlarge Oh, it's Dylan alright.
  • Oh, it's Dylan alright.

On Wednesday I bettered each and every one of your lives by posting a clip of Bob Dylan playing at Municipal Auditorium in 1999. Unfortunately, I forgot to mention that it was his 68th birthday. Sorry Bob. It was most likely just a coincidence that I happened upon that clip on what I guess should be called Christmas II. I mean, like Jesus, Dylan has timeless qualities and teachings that I can say, with utmost confidence, will continue to transcend from generation to generation and bear revelatory fruit for mankind until the End of Days. And it would be nice to have a summer holiday with obligatory presents. So, given that Dylan--who, like Jesus, was also born a Jew--is a more than suitable prophet and messiah for mankind in modern times, I bet you'd all be pretty stoked if I were to tell you that he was coming to the Cannery Ballroom on Aug. 30 to preach the gospel.

click to enlarge Look on the bright side: At least it's not this Dylan.
  • Look on the bright side: At least it's not this Dylan.

Well guess what? Dylan is coming to Cannery. The unfortunate thing is that it will be Jakob--not Bob--who will be appearing. It was just announced today that his band The Wallflowers will be drivin' it home one headlight-style at the Cannery on Aug. 30. Tickets are $20 in advance and will go on sale Friday, June 5. Also, The Wallflowers' drummer moonlights as a member of Pico vs. Island Trees.

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You dick. I just about sprayed my keyboard with coffee.

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Posted by mr. pink on May 29, 2009 at 4:50 PM

Dammit Gold! That was the biggest let down ever. Way to ruin my afternoon.
Did you know the Boss is coming to town next month?
I can't wait to see Tony Danza. He's great.
Now you know how it feels.

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Posted by Sweet D on May 29, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Change the headline. Much more irritating than clever.

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Posted by Anonymous on May 29, 2009 at 5:10 PM

Dylan... Dylan... Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. I spit hot fire. Michael Ward isn't in the Wallflowers anymore. Neither is Rami Jaffee.
I'd rather see Fred Eltringham drum for the dozen or so local acts over the Wallflowers these days.

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Posted by MBH on May 29, 2009 at 5:10 PM

If an anonymous commenter demands it, the headline must go.

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Posted by Matt S on May 29, 2009 at 6:17 PM

Rami is on this tour actually...Just sayin'

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Posted by Monica on May 29, 2009 at 7:49 PM

goddamnit.

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Posted by Anonymous on May 29, 2009 at 8:05 PM

Meh, old dylan blows live anyway.

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Posted by Colonel Forbin on May 30, 2009 at 10:35 AM

re: Monica: Well that's cool. I guess my information was old.

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Posted by MBH on May 30, 2009 at 10:41 AM

Fuck that Dylan. I wouldn't go see Jakob if he was playing in my living room.

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Posted by Andrew J. on May 30, 2009 at 1:06 PM

You totally suck for that headline.

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Posted by Eric on May 31, 2009 at 2:48 AM
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