Wednesday, May 27, 2009

From the Dept. of Woooooooooooo, Party: Time Isn't Wasted When You're Gettin' Wasted

Posted by Tracy Moore on Wed, May 27, 2009 at 2:47 PM

Dooooood, remember college? You used to get so fucked up man, like every night, and it was so cool how all your budros were always there, chuggin' beers with you, and all the girls were sooo hot, and not only that, they were all soooo cool. We didn't give a fuck about a fuck about a fuck cause there were fucking body shots. People knew how to party, and they did it like, so good. And if you really think about it, that's like, what life is like, about. You know? It was always good times, and nobody ever brought the house down with heavy shit, it was just good times, and keg stands, and really cool fun party girls, and brohammers who could hold their fucking liquor man, and you didn't have to think about shit, or worry about shit, and it was all just about the good times you know, and like, everything was so fucking cool then, and I fucking miss those kids, and now we all have like, real jobs now, and now we have to think about real shit sometimes, and that fucking blows so hard you know, because the good times were when we all got real fucked up and took a bunch of pictures of everybody doing crazy shit, and remember that one time that dude passed out and it was so fucking crazy, man fuck that guy but he was pretty cool anyways, and then that other time when those smokin' hot babes who were so cool to party with were pushing each other down the street in a wheelbarrow, making out with each other and doing hilarious awesome shit, and shit got so off the hook and we should have like taped that shit, but it's cool, no worries, cause even though we had like hangovers for weeks we were like man fuck that shit let's just keep drinking through it, cause that's how fucking cool we were, and nobody's cool like that anymore, and shit, man. Shit. Man, shit was just so fucking cool then, wasn't it? Wasn't it?

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Great use of the brolean dialect and douche vernacular.

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Posted by Gold on 05/27/2009 at 3:06 PM

Well, at least you're not bitter about not being popular, Tracy. Whew!

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Posted by Mark P. on 05/27/2009 at 3:17 PM

Sounds like someone forgot how to party!

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Posted by Tracy on 05/27/2009 at 3:26 PM

Yeah, remember when we were all into fashion n shit, and kept talkin' all that shit about bro's and ho's who didn't hook up the night before on craigslist? And which rockstars were good boyfriends and which ones weren't?
Fuckin' A, bro. THOSE were the days.

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Posted by bros before hos on 05/27/2009 at 3:43 PM

Indeed.

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Posted by Tracy on 05/27/2009 at 4:08 PM

that sounds like every night here in Ol' Murfreetown. whaddya mean remember when?

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Posted by Bingham on 05/27/2009 at 4:42 PM

just kidding. It's lame down here too.

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Posted by Bingham on 05/27/2009 at 4:43 PM

25 cent beers at Wild Beaver, you can't really beat that on a college budget. Piss beer, but hey...and not that "budget" means much of anything to any of the Vandy lushes in that video...I'm just sayin'.

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Posted by Intern Laura on 05/27/2009 at 6:29 PM

i can totally relate to that guy standing alone pretending to send text messages.

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Posted by ethan on 05/28/2009 at 12:05 PM

Asher Roth = What Cadence might have turned into if he'd applied himself to being the worst rapper in the world.

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Posted by buffalo Buffalo buffalo on 05/29/2009 at 11:31 AM
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