As if the '90s revival wasn't bad enough, it looks like it will be ushered in by our very own locals-by-association Cage the Elephant. Gross. I've come to grips with some of the more bass-ackwards shit that Nashville produces, like, say, teacher-student sex and guns on playgrounds, but if some sort of major label feedin' frenzy happens and every asshole with a flannel and a copy of Ten gets a record deal, I'm throwing in the towel and moving to Paducah. Except that CTE are from Kentucky, so it'll probably be worse there. Fuck.
I think this quote from k-rex pretty much says it all: "Those weren't douchebags. Those were kids. Douchebags are bigger."
(Via Idolator.)
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