Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Stick Your Fork in It: The Fork Hunts Offer Lasagna for Practice Space

Posted by Tracy Moore on Tue, Feb 3, 2009 at 1:45 PM

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Stevie Binge and the Fork Hunts, your favorite all-girl punk-rock rabble rousers, need a practice space Thursday night after 8 p.m. In return, you get a lady-cooked lasagna. If you're interested, send a message to this lasagna cooker. Questions: Does this mean they'll be playing a show again in the near future? Is namesake Stevie still in the band? What does it all mean!??!

From the bulletin:

do you like lasagna*? we need a place to band practice this thursday night after 8pm. the only requirement for the place is that it be in greater nashville and come have a drum kit in it. the lucky winner of letting us practice there will win a lasagna* and will get the rare pleasure of getting to listen to us for free.

serious inquiries only.

*vegetarian options available

*extra cheese is also available if you have a microphone we can use

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I believe they're playing on Friday the 13th at The End.

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Posted by Gold on 02/03/2009 at 2:41 PM

Yeah...the ugliest bitch joke of a band EVER needs a practice space. I have the room ladies but I'm locking my door to no talent hacks who only get to play because of who their friends are and because they dress like sluts.

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Posted by no thanks on 02/03/2009 at 5:48 PM

How are they supposed to get better if you won't let them practice? Jerk.

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Posted by Matt S. on 02/03/2009 at 5:52 PM

If username "no thanks" ever decides to account for himself and drop the alias, I will gladly headbutt him. Christ, man, seek help!

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Posted by Jon Friday on 02/03/2009 at 6:19 PM

Wait is this an all-girl PREGNANT punk rock band? What the eff is going on?

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Posted by Emily H. on 02/03/2009 at 7:41 PM

"no thanks" need to grow a pair of nuts and get over herself.

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Posted by Jordan lehning on 02/04/2009 at 1:42 AM

no thanks, I am one of the dads and i wiil kick your ass if I find out who you are

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Posted by killer kaset on 02/04/2009 at 9:01 AM

Dear "No Thanks",
bless your pitiful, envious, tiny heart.
It's called Entertainment...ya know, making people smile... lose their troubles for a while.
If I had a drum kit, I'd offer my space and I'd cook the "hack-sluts" a fine gluten free lasagne myself.
They're awfully awesome and the nervous world needs them right now.
Punk on, Hunts!!

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Posted by angelina k on 02/04/2009 at 9:04 AM

Friday the 13th
The End
MEEMAW
The Fork Hunts
The TITS
Wes and The Illegals
...and if No Thanks wants to open up on my dick he/she is invited

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Posted by Hearn on 02/04/2009 at 1:33 PM

Hey Gold Do you like lasagna?

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Posted by Buddy on 02/04/2009 at 3:39 PM

the question is have you guys heard them?? They are all pretty nice but they are terrible.
Hearn, No thanks would probably rather do that than listen to them.

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Posted by james on 02/04/2009 at 4:53 PM

yes we've heard them
yes they are fucking awful
but they are one of the best bands to see live
it's a total spectacle and they know it
they love it
it's like laughing at your farts

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Posted by jordan Lehning on 02/04/2009 at 6:47 PM

Hey no thanks,
Mouth is writing checks ass can't cash. Check yo self. I'm with that Dad who is looking for one to kick!

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Posted by Anonymous on 02/04/2009 at 7:42 PM

Did not mean to leave that comment supporting Killer Kaset and those delicious ladies unsupported...on hoes don't sign the SH- no thanks!

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Posted by Ivan on 02/04/2009 at 7:50 PM

Why yes Buddy, I do.

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Posted by Gold on 02/04/2009 at 8:51 PM

why can't rock be fun anymore? can't we just go and have a good time? and see a band that is also having a good time?
also, can we pick a new word to type at the bottom? we've been typing "production" forever.
how about "fork"?

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Posted by infinity cat on 02/04/2009 at 9:24 PM
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