Stevie Binge and the Fork Hunts, your favorite all-girl punk-rock rabble rousers, need a practice space Thursday night after 8 p.m. In return, you get a lady-cooked lasagna. If you're interested, send a message to this lasagna cooker. Questions: Does this mean they'll be playing a show again in the near future? Is namesake Stevie still in the band? What does it all mean!??!
From the bulletin:
do you like lasagna*? we need a place to band practice this thursday night after 8pm. the only requirement for the place is that it be in greater nashville and come have a drum kit in it. the lucky winner of letting us practice there will win a lasagna* and will get the rare pleasure of getting to listen to us for free.serious inquiries only.
*vegetarian options available
*extra cheese is also available if you have a microphone we can use
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Yeah...the ugliest bitch joke of a band EVER needs a practice space. I have the room ladies but I'm locking my door to no talent hacks who only get to play because of who their friends are and because they dress like sluts.
How are they supposed to get better if you won't let them practice? Jerk.
If username "no thanks" ever decides to account for himself and drop the alias, I will gladly headbutt him. Christ, man, seek help!
Wait is this an all-girl PREGNANT punk rock band? What the eff is going on?
"no thanks" need to grow a pair of nuts and get over herself.
no thanks, I am one of the dads and i wiil kick your ass if I find out who you are
Dear "No Thanks",
bless your pitiful, envious, tiny heart.
It's called Entertainment...ya know, making people smile... lose their troubles for a while.
If I had a drum kit, I'd offer my space and I'd cook the "hack-sluts" a fine gluten free lasagne myself.
They're awfully awesome and the nervous world needs them right now.
Punk on, Hunts!!
Friday the 13th
The End
MEEMAW
The Fork Hunts
The TITS
Wes and The Illegals
...and if No Thanks wants to open up on my dick he/she is invited
the question is have you guys heard them?? They are all pretty nice but they are terrible.
Hearn, No thanks would probably rather do that than listen to them.
yes we've heard them
yes they are fucking awful
but they are one of the best bands to see live
it's a total spectacle and they know it
they love it
it's like laughing at your farts
Hey no thanks,
Mouth is writing checks ass can't cash. Check yo self. I'm with that Dad who is looking for one to kick!