Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Hot Goss Hey, You Short Thin Girl With Beautiful Long Black Hair
Posted by Tracy Moore on Wed, Jan 21, 2009 at 7:11 AM
The thing about hot people is, I hear, they're really hot to be with. Saturday night at Mercy Lounge, hottitude nearly ruled with perfection, until the hot girl in question faded into the shadows of the night. But not before shooting two intriguing glances in a certain lovestruck man's general direction!
You: Short and thin. Beautiful long black hair. Talking to a short guy standing next to me. I was leaning up against the wooden support beam right next to you. You moved in front of me and stood next to your lady and guy friend. He was bald. Before you left the club you walked by me twice as if looking for someone. If you get this I hope you will send me an email. Thanks.
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Because, you know, there was probably just one wooden post, and just one person leaning against it.
I know! This gives no indication of what the d00d looked like, or if this woman even showed interest in him. Missed connection fail.
Tracy failed to copy the last sentence, Emily.
"I was about two feet tall, wearing a pointy felt hat, a frock, and a long beard, and it was the first time I have left my house in two years because over-rated shoegazer bands from two decades ago never play here."
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