Friday, January 2, 2009

Merle's World: the Hag Ditches the Schwag

Posted by D. Patrick Rodgers on Fri, Jan 2, 2009 at 12:24 PM

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Hey, hey, hey-ee-yay-ee. I no longer smoke weed every day.

Well, Merle Haggard may not smoke marijuana in Muskogee, but apparently he's been smoking it all the time everywhere else for the past 40 years. According to recent reports, the Country Music Hall of Fame inductee, who underwent surgery for lung cancer just weeks ago, will play two shows this weekend without--for the first time in his life--first smoking either tobacco or marijuana. From Reuters:

"...it's gonna be interesting as to what kind of a show comes out of this body that's used to performing the other way." Haggard, who once derided pot-smoking hippies in his 1969 hit "Okie From Muskogee," got hooked on marijuana after a doctor said it was a good substitute for his Valium habit.

So, marijuana can loosen up and curb the Valium dependency of a country-music legend, eliminate the alleged eating disorder of a pop-rock superstar or inspire a freaking kick-ass contest giveaway item for a local rock band. What can't weed do, I ask you? Except, of course, kill you when in brownie form.

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I read the tumor was the size of a lemon. A lemon!

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Posted by Ashley on 01/02/2009 at 2:28 PM

I love Merle Haggard, but what a fuckin' hypocrite.

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Posted by Hargrove on 01/02/2009 at 2:37 PM

I heard the bit about the lemon, too. Talk about the first-ever super-depressing lemon party.

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Posted by d. patrick on 01/02/2009 at 2:46 PM

I went to a taping of Real Time with Bill Mahr once and Merle Haggard was interviewed via satellite. The whole thing was an uncomfortable trainwreck because Haggard was too stoned to form complete sentences.

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Posted by Matt S on 01/02/2009 at 2:57 PM

"Okie from Muskogee" was satire. FYI.

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Posted by BP on 01/02/2009 at 4:07 PM

In the Maher interview he did claim he is "seldom in Muskogee". I wonder if they still have him on painkillers though.

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Posted by Gold on 01/02/2009 at 4:42 PM

Merle Haggard died in 2004, asswipes.

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Posted by Timmy on 01/04/2009 at 1:10 PM

wtf are you talking about, timmy? if the hag's dead, someone should tell him to update his website, and to stop playing shows and doing interviews.

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Posted by spock on 01/04/2009 at 2:16 PM

Jeez... "Okie From Muskogee" was nearly 40 years ago!
I don't trust people who never change their minds. You can't grow that way, and Haggard HAS grown! May he continue to do so
for a good many more years!

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Posted by patrick on 01/04/2009 at 4:38 PM

he is real good

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Posted by donnie on 04/04/2009 at 5:53 PM

i want to listen to country music

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Posted by Mike Dwyer on 06/21/2009 at 1:28 PM
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