Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Hot Goss Hey, You Dude Who Walked Up to Me and Started Talking About Moshing and Stuff
Posted by Tracy Moore on Wed, Dec 31, 2008 at 12:00 PM
You know the drill. Hot local rock shows, hot people to be hot with. This time, a young lass with curly dark hair at Cafe Coco's punk/metal show Saturday night ran into a few dudes and realized later she might have missed out on a real bona fide good time. For the record, I was at this show, and it smelled like boy balls, which technically kinda smells like Fritos and Mountain Dew. But when you're 18 that's still fairly intoxicating, I think.
I had a couple of interactions and/or brief encounters with people during the show, and I'm wondering if I passed up any opportunities I should have taken. There was that one dude that walked up to me and started to talking to me about moshing and stuff...and there were some dudes I just looked at or whatever. hahahaha I was in a dark green hoodie and had dark brown, curly hair. I feel pretty lame posting this, but I'm really curious and bored at the same time. I really hope creeps don't reply to this. That would suck.
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Tracy what the hell were you doing at a punk/metal show at Cafe Coco? Lamest venue in town...
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I think Fritos and Mountain Dew might be a generous description. I was there to and I'd say it smelled more like someone took piss inside an asshole. A scent that certainly didn't pair well my spinach artichoke dip.
I thought it smelled like rabid bears had massive diarrhea inside a Soviet gymnasium.
Oh my God, I missed my chance to make an hilarious joke. I could have been like "well I thought it smelled like your MOM!"
Mountain Dew and Fritos? WTF? This post should be on Bites, so food professionals can correctly identify what boy balls smell like. I say Play-Doh or chicken noodle soup.
Boy balls smell precisely like three shucked oysters, a twice-used tube sock, a fistful of pennies and a half-can of 7 Up. That is what boy balls smell like.
As for Coco, I haven't been to a show there since I was roughly 20, but best I can recall it mostly just smells like turds and cigarettes. Case closed.
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