Friday, December 19, 2008
Cream Calendar Caption Contest: Nashville Cream Show Tonight at Mercy Lounge
Posted by Steve Haruch on Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 6:06 AM
Make funny caption, get in free.
As you may have heard, Nashville Cream is hosting the Winter of Dreamz show at Mercy Lounge tonight.
Cover is $5 or $8 depending on your birthday, but if you want to get in free, make a funny caption. We'll choose the five best posted by noon today, and add your name to the list. Thing is, you have to include your email address in your comment. (It won't be published, but we need it to contact the winners. And winners, please be sure to check your email this afternoon.)
Did we mention that in addition to performances by Ghostfinger, JEFF the Brotherhood, Chris Crofton and "A Carl Sagan Christmas" Featuring the Spaceship of the Imagination, we're giving away an iPod Shuffle, Of Montreal tickets and gift certificates to Grimey's and The Groove?
Show starts at 9 p.m. Caption contest starts now. Go!
Update: Contest has ended. Thanks for playing, everyone. We couldn't choose just five, so check 'em out in the comments, and check your email if you posted one. You may already be a winner!
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But since it's early I'm going to repost. Disregard the first one.
"Every woman knows that whales have big dicks, but only Maria knows they love ice cream."
There, now I'm happy. Come on Steve, you posted this at six in the morning. Wake back up and edit this shit.
"Despite her floundering career as a vocalist, Maira was to determined to be as big as Wilson-Phillips one day..."
"Win a giant ice cream cone shaped bong, and this woman, in JEFF's latest contest"
"As Maria slowly caressed the beach's ice cream cock her thoughts turned to happier times, times of golden flowers, cool grass and garden gnomes, when she didn't have to whore herself out to geological features just to buy smokes."
Many of the fast food industry's early "super-sizing" experiments had disasterous results, causing injury, death, and, at least once, stickiness.
She took the break-up pretty badly, and even the three-gallon tub just wouldn't do.
"The trap has been set, but as of this morning, Caleb Followill had not taken the bait."
"Okay, so you carried me. What about those times when I saw lots of crazy footprints all over the beach?"
"Those were the times when my dad accidentally dropped a giant ice cream cone from heaven."
Today, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates held a special briefing on the dangers posed by shoulder-mounted ice cream cones.
The Nashville Cream already regretted choosing the beach as the site for his first date when the sandcrabs got their first taste of him.
ABC executives are extremely excited about their New Reality Show lineup 'Giving Kong BrainFreeze', it's to air immediately preceding 'Desperate HouseKnives.'
When Hugh Hefner and Emeril Lagasse's first brainstorm merger got shot down they felt they had a point to prove. Thus creating 'Delicious Desires.'
"All I ever wanted was to meet a good waffle cone and settle down, maybe raise some Dibs. Instead, I'm stuck with your no good penis-looking drippy-ass and all you want to do is get high and lie around in the sun."
This is degrading, can't I just win on sheer volume?
Jeni's doctor knew just what to prescribe after her anorexic/claustrophobia/tonsilitis treatment.
What's the matter? You act like you've never seen a woman manually stimulating an giant ice cream cone at the beach before.
at the unreasonably early hour of 11am every morning, al gore's crack team of bikini scientists flood the beaches of this earth, proving that global warming really is destroying our planet one cream cap at a time (albeit very sexily)
Oh, a cone-job? I thought you said corn-dog. Sorry, I don't have that kind of money.
Okay I'm really reaching now.
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