Break open man with mah horn.
Then out falls candiez.
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I gave up horse years ago. I only do unicorn when I drink...
Snot rocket artist Leo Speedragon fashions a tiny unicorn at the Nashville auditions for this season's years "Amerca's Got Talent"
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
Break open man with mah horn.
Then out falls candiez.
"Hey Mark, let's get fucked up before we go to Bennigan's! Yarrrrrr!!!"
"Fuck it bro, im the life of this party CHUMBAWAMBA!!"
The Magical Neti Pot of Douches and Dreamzzzzzz!!!
Hey, Steve I don't want to sound like a fag, but, it would mean a lot to me if you grabbed that magical griffin and put it up my ass. I'm trying fill all my holes with mythology piñatas because I'm a big dumb asshole...NO? well fuck you.
Hey check out my Church of Scientology interpretive dance!
Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow,
Dinah won't you blow your hor-or-orn?
Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow,
Won't you blow your horn?
"Sweet, dudes. I'll see you at 12th & Porter later on! Fwah? Did I just black out? My dad has a Porsche!"