Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Caption Contest: The Duke Spirit Ticket Giveaway

Posted by Steve Haruch on Tue, Nov 25, 2008 at 7:56 AM

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Break open man with mah horn.

Then out falls candiez.

The Cream has one pair of tickets to see The Duke Spirit Sunday, 30th at Exit/In. If you want to win said tickets, you've got to come up with the best caption. Simple! (As always, be sure to include your email address in your comment. It won't be published but we'll need it to contact our winner.)

If you want to double your luck, then click here for yet another chance to win that requires neither wit nor typing the word "production." But you've got wit, right?

Right? This caption contest ends at noon on Friday, Nov. 28. Go!

Update: Circumstances have changed, Jerry: This caption contest ends at 10 a.m. Wednesday, Nov. 26.

Update II: Contest is over.

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Unicorn pinata nostril porn.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on November 25, 2008 at 9:19 AM

Where has Summer of Dreamz goed?
Up mah noze.

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Posted by Niles on November 25, 2008 at 9:37 AM

ps. Is that Jamie Bamber?

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Posted by TobintheGnome on November 25, 2008 at 9:46 AM

I gave up horse years ago. I only do unicorn when I drink...

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Posted by LRK on November 25, 2008 at 9:58 AM

Snot rocket artist Leo Speedragon fashions a tiny unicorn at the Nashville auditions for this season's years "Amerca's Got Talent"

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Posted by ryan truso on November 25, 2008 at 10:24 AM

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

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Posted by unicorn on the cob on November 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Break open man with mah horn.
Then out falls candiez.

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Posted by dengar on November 25, 2008 at 11:30 AM

"Hey Mark, let's get fucked up before we go to Bennigan's! Yarrrrrr!!!"

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Posted by squid on November 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM

A still shot from recent biopic "W".

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Posted by Andrew J. on November 25, 2008 at 11:47 AM

"Fuck it bro, im the life of this party CHUMBAWAMBA!!"

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Posted by Todd Toddington on November 25, 2008 at 1:00 PM

The Magical Neti Pot of Douches and Dreamzzzzzz!!!

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Posted by Larry Mell on November 25, 2008 at 1:10 PM

Hey, Steve I don't want to sound like a fag, but, it would mean a lot to me if you grabbed that magical griffin and put it up my ass. I'm trying fill all my holes with mythology piñatas because I'm a big dumb asshole...NO? well fuck you.

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Posted by Buddy on November 25, 2008 at 3:10 PM

Hey check out my Church of Scientology interpretive dance!

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Posted by Buddy on November 25, 2008 at 3:33 PM

Dude, this unicorn smells just like my taint.

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Posted by Buddy on November 25, 2008 at 3:41 PM

Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow,
Dinah won't you blow your hor-or-orn?
Dinah won't you blow, Dinah won't you blow,
Won't you blow your horn?

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Posted by hunnicutt on November 25, 2008 at 3:46 PM

"Sweet, dudes. I'll see you at 12th & Porter later on! Fwah? Did I just black out? My dad has a Porsche!"

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Posted by dengar on November 25, 2008 at 3:48 PM

Well I'm proud to be an American, cuz at least I know I'm free.

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Posted by HighonLife on November 25, 2008 at 3:50 PM

When bro's need to be tazed.

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Posted by HighonLife on November 25, 2008 at 3:55 PM

@ Todd - nice UCB reference!

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Posted by Little Donnie on November 25, 2008 at 8:01 PM

"Doug was so desperate to be 'spotted' by Heather Byrd that he would do anything. Anything."

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Posted by Bawston Sean on November 25, 2008 at 9:11 PM
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