So I was getting my chow on this afternoon at Five Guys Burger and Fries over on West End, where I spotted none other than '90s dark prince Trent Reznor mowin' down a sloppy, spooky double-cheeseburger. I hate to spoil the image that some of you might have of Reznor resting in a dark tomb until showtime, but the patron saint of fishnets and bad lyrics appeared to be just your average daywalker—and on Halloween no less. So if you make it out to the Sommet Center tonight and happen to notice the pig marching a little slower than usual, it's probably because he's still digesting or has heartburn. I know I still do. Now, for old time's sake, check out my favorite NIN video.
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okay, i'll be the first one to say... five guys burgers... biggest "new burger chain" disappointment for me in the last while. and i love greasy burgers. draaaaag.
at least reznor isn't like cutting cows throats and eating their sloppy cow skins and magic blood like i heard he was in the past...? (or was that that handball montana?)
I had a religious experience at Five Guys. I haven't allowed myself to go back because I've been watching my figure but damn... you must have had a dud, Jeremy. Spicy fries?
i wanna say i had the spicy fries but i can't really recall... it was a while back and, yeah, maybe it was a dud... i just felt it was even too plain jane for MY tastes (which is plain with cheese). maybe i'll give them another shot sometime (there are none on this side of town... yet), if you insist upon it. do you insist?