Those reputable journalists over at TMZ are reporting that local douche-lebrity John Rich got into a fight in a Hollywood hotel this morning with former Danzig/Hellyeah bassist Jerry Montano. Sadly, both of them lived through it and it doesn't look like either will see the inside of a cell. Which is disappointing because I really fucking hate John Rich—that motherfucker makes the worst music EVER, and that's without considering "Raisin' McCain." And the other dude, well, who really gives a fuck? It's not like he's Jerry Only. An interesting note about the fight though, it took place at 4:20 a.m., which means someone totally got their mellow harshed.
BONUS: Watch Glen Danzig get his ass kicked in the video above. Totally old news, but a classic.