"If you wanna live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' 'em eggs a little better'n what'chu been fryin' 'em. I'm tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs!"
Yep, rumor has it that the rumor is true: The legendary Jesco White will be appearing at The Ryman on Wednesday night, opening for The Black Keys. If you're unfamiliar with The Dancng Outlaw, then you need to hang your head in shame and probably consider moving back to whatever coastal commie enclave you came from.
After the jump more YouTube videos of a copy of a copy of something somebody taped off of TV.
"Yer gonna go to bed in a coffin."