Thursday, September 25, 2008
Hot Goss Hey Everybody! That Guy From Florez Is Gonna Get Laid!
Posted by Sean Maloney on Thu, Sep 25, 2008 at 8:24 AM
Well, slap my ass and call me Stabert! I've only been in my role as the "guy that doesn't watch TV but blogs about it anyway" for less than a week and there's already some super hot goss fillin' up my inbox. It seems that Erik Huffman, virginal contestant on Survivor: China and bass player for local rockers Florez ( you know, the band with that's "absolutely distinct amongst other rock acts in Music City"), is getting married to fellow Survivor castaway and Music City n00b Jaime Dugan. Which is awesome for him cuz he finally gets to wet his willy! Maybe Florez's music won't be so flaccid once ol' Huff gets to taste the joys of manhood! Or maybe not...either way, there's gonna be a wedding and weddings are fun!
Also, I am now taking bets on how long it takes them to sell their children into celeb-reality. Double down if a live birth ends up on basic cable. Any takers?
