One of the big reasons we tell you about local shows is so that you can go to them and hopefully meet someone really hot that you'd like to be hot with. Well, sorry Nashville bands, but it looks like Louisville interlopers Wax Fang are really puttin' the sizzle on the skillet, according to this tragically missed connection from their show last night at The 5 Spot:
You're hot, I'm hot, Let's be hot together. You're tall and I'm short, You have long hair and I have short hair, you have a perfect smile and so do I. Do you see where Im going with this? You were wearing a light blue/gray polyester shirt and argyle socks. We sat next to each other at the bar for a bit while you sipped what looked like a tequila shot.