If you haven't been blinded by the beautiful light of our Pavlovian pro-JEFF propaganda yet, and you ache to hear a musician with "chops" (whatever those are), mark your calendar for The Cannery on Oct. 29. Heavy metal's most famous air-rager and the silliest-named guitarist ever is gonna be strecthin' out that spandex to show all those capris-wearing fucks what's what with what. I bet the members of MEEMAW are scared for their out-of-tune, out-of-key lives.
Tickets go on sale Friday, Sept. 26, $25 in advance, $30 at the door.
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