Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Stabert vs. Nugent

Posted by Matt Sullivan on Wed, Sep 17, 2008 at 4:19 PM

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While Lee Stabert will soon be leaving the Scene and entrenching herself in the all-spin zone that is presidential campaigning, she's got some hefty competition. According to Blabbermouth.com, GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was recently sent an advanced copy of Ted Nugent's new book Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto along with a letter from the Nuge himself.

Dear Governor Palin,

Please accept this copy of my new book, "Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto" for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska's soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House.

Godbless,

American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family

As evidenced by the symbolism in the cover art for Nugent's last album, Love Grenade, Nugent can't wait to silence those sexist liberal critics.

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See, what he's saying here is that he thinks a woman is ready to serve. Obviously.

Lee, you're gonna need some crossbow lessons ASAP. I won't recommend a loin cloth because I understand Obama endorses a different kind of politics.

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There is a fine line between sexy and sexist.

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Posted by the Rat on 09/17/2008 at 11:20 PM

God, truth, logic...
If you embrace the first, you abandon the last two. Sorry Ted. Hope the skanky model had fun! :)

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Posted by Jeff on 02/10/2010 at 12:11 PM

@the Rat
Obviously this is sexy.
For more gagged bound girls on covers! I could do without the grenade, guitar and the vegetables though...

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Posted by Godly on 03/03/2010 at 1:30 PM
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