Anybody attend the SausageFest show at The Basement Friday night? Our report from the show, which you can read in full in this week's Spin column, includes a curious detail. Turns out when it was time to crown Ms. SausageFest, her prize—a Bedazzler—had been stolen. Cream readers, we implore you to come forward with details or clues about this most heinous of crimes. (Chris Crofton, we're looking at you.)