Monday, July 7, 2008
Whatevs Music Videos Rule, and so Can You (if You're Hot)
Posted by Tracy Moore on Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Music is listened to only by men. Music videos are watched only by men. Only men are visual creatures, and therefore the only people who absolutely must be attractive in music videos are women. People who make music videos know that this is a basic, immutable fact.
Oh, hey local ladies, hot jobz if you wanna be in a little something called a music video!
GIRLS WANTED FOR MAJOR MUSIC VIDEOS NATIONWIDE.We At Cherry Creek Mgmt. Are Looking For Very Attractive/Sexy Girls
For Major Music Videos Nationwide.
From Country To Rock (Mostly Country)
Girls Must Be Very Attractive And Able To Travel Nationwide.
looking Great In Swimwear A Plus+++++++
Just rememember, you MUST BE VERY ATTRACTIVE FOR MAJOR MUSIC VIDEOS NATIONWIDE. And if you're not sure what that means, dig the stock photo of the girl dying to bone you included in their ad. Well, not you, but you know, dudes. You could be that girl. You could be the girl guys are dying to bone. And if you look good in swimwear, that's an A Plus, but with seven more plusses after it. Not six, fool, but seven. And it's for MAJOR MUSIC VIDEOS NATIONWIDE.
Comments (13)
Showing 1-13 of 13
