Photo by Sean's shitty phone.
Since my compatriots here at the Cream don’t know anything about local roots bands, I decided that I should ask you, our wise and knowledgeable readers, to help solve my dilemma. This tape is pretty rare and I’m new to the celebs-ploitation racket, so I’m a little unsure how it works—when should I cash in on the Great Scrote Scandal of 2008? Do I wait until he gets arrested and hope that the instant notoriety drives the market price up? Or do I wait until the trial and hope that it gets all R. Kelly and shit and drags out for like six billion years, driving the value even further into the realm of the retarded? Then should I sell during jury selection, the actual hearing or should I sit on it until the verdict comes back? There are so many options that I am a bit overwhelmed....
Tell me, dear readers, when is the best time to exploit anothers man's personal crisis for my own financial gain?