Friday, June 13, 2008
Bonnaroo
Bonnaroo Friday: I Think I Owe Metallica An Apology
Posted
by Sean Maloney
on Fri, Jun 13, 2008 at 11:08 PM
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When I posted that thing earlier, making fun of their bald spots, I had forgotten that Metallica put out five of the best rock albums ever recorded. My bad. You can have all the issues with "teh intertubes" that you want, just keep playing "Master of Puppets" and I won't say anything bad anymore. Well, as long as you keep the
Load/
Reload/
St. Anger tracks to a minimum. But other than that, rock the fuck on
Also, while I'm here I'd like to mention that I haven't seen so many free-range titties since I moved off the dairy farm. It's like Moses came to Manchester and said, "Let thy boobies go!" I'm not complainin', but seriously, someone's gonna lose an eye....
And on that note, I'm off to noodle dance to the Kentucky beard-rock of My Morning Jacket and then manipulate my glowing ball of invisible energy during the Europe-72-Dead-iness of Howlin' Rain!
Be Kind, Have Phun,
Sean
Tags: apologies, Bonnaroo, dairy farms, Metallica