Q: Why is Alcohol Stunt Band guitarist Brandes Holcomb holding a mop?
A) He's using it as a giant slide to create discordant noise/feedback effects on his guitar.
B) He's cleaning up his own vomit.
C) He just finished shredding a guitar solo that was so awesome he actually came.
D) He's about to smack Chris Crofton in the ass.
E) It has something to do with being a Danish redneck and the mop is made from his own hair.