Three reasons to go to The Basement's three-year anniversary party tonight:
1. The first 100 people get in free.
2. The Basement only holds about 100 people.
3. Maybe someone will get shitfaced on appletinis and dance like a Maori warrior.
Bonus round: Go see The Nobility, Turncoats and Tommy and The Whale at Exit/In on Saturday. Why? Because the show isn't on Sunday, even though this week's Scene print edition says so. Sorry, again.