Looks like Loretta Lynn will be at the Grand Ole Opry on August 11. So, time for wild, baseless speculation! What's the over/under on Jack White making an appearance with the coal miner's daughter? I don't understand gambling at all (someone just told me "over/under" has something to do with wagering), so please use terminology we can all understand. For example: "There's a better chance of a kitty cat giving a puppy a deep tissue massage than of Jack White playing the Opry with Loretta Lynn." Go!