After checking out another local publication's "You Were Spotted" column at lunch, I realized how much crazy gossip we get here at the Scene every single day. Of course, we can't print all of it, but I thought I'd offer up just a slice of things we heard and saw in the last week. Of course, most of these tidbits are "unconfirmed," but then again, rumors are rumors!
A smiling Jack White having trouble entering his Platinum wash code at the Shell station in Brentwood!
Autovaughn singer Darren "Delorean" Potuck freeloading in a pool at Royal Oaks apartments!
Keith Urban and his 'lil poo snack Nicole Kidman at Wild Oats dissing a salad bar ravaged by the lunch crowd!
Jon Burr of How I Became the Bomb taking $20 out of an ATM in East Nashville and wearing a hat!
Caleb Followill of Kings of Leon leaving the bathroom at Layla Rul!
Neil from Bang Bang Bang picking up a check at Blackstone Brewery!
Warner Chappell's Dale Bobo scoring a big bag of pretzels at Virginia's Market on Music Row!
Autovaughn bass player Drew "Drogul" Wilson leaving the band!
Mike Grimes clutching a 3-pack of Hanes tube socks outside the new Target on Charlotte Pike!
A dressed-up Heather Byrd dirty dancing at Some Kind of Weird Pink Breakfast Candles!
Bruce Fitzpatrick laughing as a car got towed outside The End last Friday!
David Dewese peeling out of the downtown Post Office in the heat of a vendetta!
Falls City Angels writing "Fuck Falls City Angels!" on their MySpace page in order to start a rivalry with themselves!
A denim-clad Zigs from the Buzz wandering around Bellevue Mall with an unidentified man!
A non-headbanded Ritchie from Ghostfinger finishing off a cheeseburger at Checkers in Murfreesboro!
A road-weary My Chemical Romance at Sally in Franklin stocking up on hair dye!
Jon Bon Jovi ordering a toasted B.M.T. with no lettuce at Subway on 4th Ave.!
Matt Moody of Hands Down Eugene playing at Cadillac Ranch!
Jonathan Flax xeroxing copies of his resume at Kinkos late Wednesday night!
Paul of Cantasy Famp cruising for babes on his motorcycle through Hillsboro Village!
Meg White speeding in a Dodge Ram down West End with Bill Hall!
A frazzled Steven Tyler eyeballin' hot tubs at Watson's in Hickory Hollow!
Oprah spotted on TV around 4pm!
Sean from the Nobility (formerly Jetpack UK) snaggin' a cone at Baskin Robbins!
Me spotted writing this retarded post!