Tonight (Thursday) at The End, Alcohol Stuntband frontman Chris Crofton
lays down his guitar and picks up his satire scalpel to cut open the putrid hypocritical flesh of modern society with a night of stand-up comedy. The show gets started at 9 p.m., and might even feature Crofton's legendary "a— is the new p——"
routine. Show up tonight to find out what was too obscene to print here. The show will be recorded for an upcoming CD, so scream loud and heckle often. Leave the children at home, unless you want them to turn out like Chris.