You Are So Nashville If... The Dark Side 

The downright morbid side of You Are So Nashville If...
You tell your spouse that you are thinking about “going Perry March” on her during an argument.Your preacher’s wife keeps giving you the crazy eyes.You get a wheelchair instead of a lap dance.You were shot by your dog.You’d rather be a child molester than married to Wynonna Judd.You hope they don’t stop racing dragsters down Main Street just because of one little incident.You pick on the homeless.Your teenager is a murderer, and your toddler was a victim.

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