You Are So Nashville If... Honorable Mentions 

The You Are So Nashville If... entries that almost made it.

You hoped Arthur March’s funeral involved rolling him up in a piece of carpet and dumping him off in Kentucky. —Michael Williams

You think that lady in the Tennessee Lottery commercial could’ve been a little more excited about getting a free RV. —Jennifer Castleman

You wonder what the big deal is about Fisk University selling a painting of a radiator. —Dave WeilYour Bluetooth is your only tooth. —Harold Hornberger

You took a day off of work to mourn the death of Woody. —Jennifer Castleman

It took you two weeks to realize that Luis Palau wasn’t running for mayor. —Josh Hayes

Giant Billy Graham scares the bejeezus out of you. —Drew Maynard

You hope Ronnie Steine wins so that you can joke that he stole the election. —Dave Weil

You’ve filmed or appeared in a porno using your dashboard camera. —Harold Hornberger

You think a Bible theme park will attract the wrong crowd. —Sally Wheeler

You hoped Arthur March’s funeral involved rolling him up in a piece of carpet and dumping him off in Kentucky. —Michael Williams

You think that lady in the Tennessee Lottery commercial could’ve been a little more excited about getting a free RV. —Jennifer Castleman

You wonder what the big deal is about Fisk University selling a painting of a radiator. —Dave Weil

Your Bluetooth is your only tooth. —Harold Hornberger

You took a day off of work to mourn the death of Woody. —Jennifer Castleman

It took you two weeks to realize that Luis Palau wasn’t running for mayor. —Josh Hayes

Giant Billy Graham scares the bejeezus out of you. —Drew Maynard

You hope Ronnie Steine wins so that you can joke that he stole the election. —Dave Weil

You’ve filmed or appeared in a porno using your dashboard camera. —Harold Hornberger

You think a Bible theme park will attract the wrong crowd. —Sally Wheeler

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