You Are So Nashville If... Honorable Mentions
You hoped Arthur March’s funeral involved rolling him up in a piece of carpet and dumping him off in Kentucky. —Michael Williams
You think that lady in the Tennessee Lottery commercial could’ve been a little more excited about getting a free RV. —Jennifer Castleman
You wonder what the big deal is about Fisk University selling a painting of a radiator. —Dave WeilYour Bluetooth is your only tooth. —Harold Hornberger
You took a day off of work to mourn the death of Woody. —Jennifer Castleman
It took you two weeks to realize that Luis Palau wasn’t running for mayor. —Josh Hayes
Giant Billy Graham scares the bejeezus out of you. —Drew Maynard
You hope Ronnie Steine wins so that you can joke that he stole the election. —Dave Weil
You’ve filmed or appeared in a porno using your dashboard camera. —Harold Hornberger
You think a Bible theme park will attract the wrong crowd. —Sally Wheeler
You hoped Arthur March’s funeral involved rolling him up in a piece of carpet and dumping him off in Kentucky. —Michael Williams
You think that lady in the Tennessee Lottery commercial could’ve been a little more excited about getting a free RV. —Jennifer Castleman
You wonder what the big deal is about Fisk University selling a painting of a radiator. —Dave Weil
Your Bluetooth is your only tooth. —Harold HornbergerYou took a day off of work to mourn the death of Woody. —Jennifer Castleman
It took you two weeks to realize that Luis Palau wasn’t running for mayor. —Josh Hayes
Giant Billy Graham scares the bejeezus out of you. —Drew Maynard
You hope Ronnie Steine wins so that you can joke that he stole the election. —Dave Weil
You’ve filmed or appeared in a porno using your dashboard camera. —Harold Hornberger
You think a Bible theme park will attract the wrong crowd. —Sally Wheeler
