Well, hell, boys, shitchyeah, it’s wrastlin’. If you thought wrestling was dead, you thought wrong. Whether you know or want to believe it, I bet there’s one person in your circle of terrible friends who likes wrestling. They probably don’t ever talk about it, but that one guy who has all the best old-school punk T-shirts probably has more than 100 wrestling action figures stored somewhere in his house. Also, apparently it’s a fact that people who watch wrestling clips on the Internet also like cartoon ninja porn and the Insane Clown Posse, because the “People Who Watched This Also Watched” section is full of that shit. The more than 500-pound Big Show is quite literally twice the size of John Cena, who gets quite the ribbing for the way he dresses in the ring. No Speedo, sparkly pants or clown masks for Cena — this dude gets down in cargo shorts and goofy T-shirts. It’s just too bad reality TV mini-beast Honey Boo Boo and her godawful mother appeared at the Global Championship Wrestling event in Alabama last week, rather than this Nashville show.