Heather B. Armstrong’s blog, http://www.dooce.com
, is f-ing hilarious, in part because she is not afraid to use the real f-word. We’re not saying that cussing is funny in and of itself (though, let’s admit, it often is), but the vitriol and irony with which the web-designer-turned-stay-at-home-mom bitches about motherhood, marriage and pet ownership—including the regular manual expressing of her beagle’s anal glands—is enough to make any new mother, wife or pet owner stop what she is doing and start emailing her equally overwhelmed, pissed-off and otherwise hormonally deranged friends with links to Heather’s almost daily rants. Enjoy her bitter accounts of suburban life and helpful advice along the lines of, “If you are the boss, however, please don’t be a bitch and talk with your hands. And when you order Prada online, please don’t talk about it out loud, you rotten whore.”
Are you a bitter waitress, or do lame tippers just piss you off? You are not alone. At http://www.bitterwaitress.com
, angry waitresses can record their most disturbing experiences in the workplace or make an entry into the Shitty Tipper Database, which lists names of offending parties and where the offensive tipping took place. A shitty tip, as defined by bitterwaitress.com, is any gratuity under 17 percent. All STD submissions are completely anonymous, and no logs are kept. Waiting on customers has never been so much fun! Shitty tippers, don’t fret if you find your name popping up in the STD: you can explain yourselves or submit an apology in the bitter waitress forum...you cheap asshole.