Construction delays aboard your fortress of doom, remembering the names of your interchangeable clone army, thinking up toasts for the Ewok cookoutwith great evil comes great responsibility. Somehow, though, in the midst of these obligations, even the universe's most ruthless tyrant finds time for online navel-gazing. Yes, that's Darth Vader, who only wishes he were Bruce Barry. Read here for pith in space:
We wonder where he stands on the great "pop versus soda" controversy.