If, like certain Scene staffers, your three main interests are dogs, martial arts flicks and the British TV series The Office, then have we got the website for you: Dog Judo (http://dogjudo.co.uk/). Sure, it's ultimately an ad for Virgin Mobile cell phones, but that doesn't make it any less entertaining. The operative word here is "dry"if you prefer madcap antics or prurient titillation, look elsewhere. There is a little toilet humor, however, to satiate you cravers of the crude. Haaiiii-YIP!