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Come Tuesday, may the least worst man win

Come Tuesday, may the least worst man win

Here's your dilemma. You're an undecided voter. You can't stand Sen. John Kerry. The man's like Herman Munster without the warmth. He wouldn't shut up about his Vietnam service. He's a flippety, flippery flip-flopper (or so says the Dr. Seuss Guide to Modern Politics). And yet you fear that a vote for President George W. Bush is essentially a vote for Armageddon. Forget Nader, who would be a rational alternative any other year; in this election, that's like betting on the Boston Red Sox to win the Super Bowl. (Funny how this election brings out the sports metaphors.) So take some comfort in this:

http://www.kerryhatersforkerry.com

Our favorite section is the meet 'n' greet lines for KH4K members. ("My favorite Kerry Iraq position is #17. What's yours?") Read it, reach for the lever, and hold your nose.

  • Come Tuesday, may the least worst man win

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