Here's your dilemma. You're an undecided voter. You can't stand Sen. John Kerry. The man's like Herman Munster without the warmth. He wouldn't shut up about his Vietnam service. He's a flippety, flippery flip-flopper (or so says the Dr. Seuss Guide to Modern Politics). And yet you fear that a vote for President George W. Bush is essentially a vote for Armageddon. Forget Nader, who would be a rational alternative any other year; in this election, that's like betting on the Boston Red Sox to win the Super Bowl. (Funny how this election brings out the sports metaphors.) So take some comfort in this:
Our favorite section is the meet 'n' greet lines for KH4K members. ("My favorite Kerry Iraq position is #17. What's yours?") Read it, reach for the lever, and hold your nose.