Closed slits, open slits, beware: Jerry Falwell is out to get you. At least, if you're a student at Liberty University, Falwell's hallowed institute of higher education, he's got something to say about the way you dress. So lose the "styles related to counterculture," which include body piercing, see-through clothes and shoulder straps less than two inches wide. Look, we don't want to risk eternal damnation by ruining the fun for you. Click here and check out the dress code for yourself. Then take some time to look around the other pages. At $18,550 a year, the convent rules are a bargain.